I've got nothing.......(RRoD)
WTF?
Lies lies....don't listen to them fanboys....Jason360 come to my rescue!! PP? Come on guys help me out here ....HELP!!!..............(RRoD )
It's not cuz of me is it?
Cuz I don't RRoD until like 10 minutes after you start a game
what about Halo?....and Bioshock?...wait...what about MGS4?....damn....what about....(sigh).....I hate my life..........(RRoD)
I was Europe's first choice in gaming....in Winter 2005, at least I outsold the PS2.....please buy me......anyone?.....(RRoD)
HA HA HA HA!!! Halo made the first X-Box...that's so lame,....wait what?
Well at least I have Halo 3 and Gears...that's twice as much as the X-Box...wait a minute...........$hit!........ .....(RRoD)
I love the red design for me, it matches my ring ....uhhh....controller perfectly....Com'on I never .............(RRoD)
WTF DO I HAVE TO DO IN JAPAN???
They love me in Europe right? Right? Ok well at least in the U.S. they love me right? Right?!?!? I need a break......(RRoD)
Oh GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!
This is only a dream.... it's only a dream.......it's only ....(RRoD)
I can tell you from personal experience that I've never, ever, EVER.........(RRoD)
because I didn't get it!!! =(
ANd this time it won't be my fault YES!!!!!
I'm sooo excited that I won't cause another fire....it's about time....I'm sooo...oo..........(RRoD)
The PS3 is getting all of this press while I sit here....gathering dust....when is Gears 2 coming out? And....and........yeah......ju st sitting here....well at least I haven't..............(RRod)
I'll make a million in Japan...please God, please!!
I can play games too you know...com'on Japan...please?....anyone?.... ...(RRoD)
My sheep...I mean loyal fanbase are not idiots. They're eligable bachelors living in their parents basements!
BTW I should be back from the shop sometime this week pp. Don't worry 3rd ........time's ......the..........(RRoD)
what about Japan?.....but....but....I thought people liked me...Radioshack likes me....(RRoD)
Com'on loyal gamers....you don't want to sell me.
I have soooo many functions even while i'm not working. I'm a heater, a foot stool, paper weight, lawn mower, book end...ummm....ummm....heater.. .house relocator...ummm...now don't rush me....ummm...........(RRoD)
Why can't I win?!?!?
and WHY IS IT SOOOO HOT ????
(RRoD)
a great system, blind fanboys, I mean fans...a new face, it looks alike Wii but I'm better...I love to immitate everyone, but why doesn't anyone copy me? I work....I try anyway.....*sniff....*sniff... .leave me alone.....(RRoD)
the horror......the....(RRoD)